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OK, so who wants to be the first to stick his neck out?

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Foods, Inc

If you hire me this week, I'm on special for only $3.99 a pound.

Don't let it throw you . . . it's just a negotiating tactic.

Please Mr. Wolf, now we're just splitting hares. 

Steady, don't flich. He's totally bluffing.

Let's compromise. You do everything I say and I'll say everything you do.

We negotiated my raise over lunch on a napkin. Unfortunately, the last zero turned out to be a gravy spot.

I'm not going to negotiate with you

Then I'm going to pee on your carpet

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